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34m2 of Fun

by Juka Trashy, Lady Petit

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Juka Trashy - I aint no Lollipop 03:29
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I aint no lollipop or cupcake My leg’s on fire snake I take the highway And this aint your day
 Hello my name is woman I'm too little I'm too much I'm the sunny rainy day That you all just wanna touch I freak you out at night time And I scare you off at dawn I'm a spooky little lady Since the day that I was born I aint no lollipop or cupcake My leg’s on fire snake I take the highway And this aint your day
 See I crave a proper partner Not a squeaky bit of toy So you aught to run away now Cause you’re just a little boy You better have some knowhow Just a decent bit of skill I don’t seek another poser Since I'm going for the kill I aint no lollipop or cupcake My leg’s on fire snake I take the highway And this aint your day
 Dont look me up on Facebook Just to tell me that I’m cute Hey I’m none of your belongings And I find it pretty rude If I really want your number I could get it cute pie To a man who’s got not manners I say Ciao Adieu Goodbye I aint no lollipop or cupcake My leg’s on fire snake I take the highway And this aint your day
 I aint no lollipop or cupcake My leg’s on fire snake I take the highway And this aint your day

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Juka Trashy - Pandemic Punk 02:33
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Let’s go - nowhere Let’s be - no-one Let’s do - nothing Corona is the only thing On my mind I wake up in the morning Cause I gotta walk my dog We all know there’s a warning Since it’s written on a blog Log on to read the newest I take care I’m in control I’ve always been a nudist And I never went to Seoul Let’s go - nowhere Let’s be - no-one Let’s do - nothing Corona is the only thing On my mind The gel is in my pocket Guess we gotta keep it clean I’m the loneliest punky rocket That the world has ever seen Got a thousand grams of yeast now But I've never baked a bread The YouTube is a know-how While I’m curling up in bed Let’s go - nowhere Let’s be - no-one Let’s do - nothing Corona is the only thing On my mind Debate it all on FB Simply haven’t got a clue You’re praying to the big three Though they never thought of you I’m talking to my plants - yes None’s around to say I’m weird A mother freaking big mess You’re alone and you are feared The virus a pandemic What to do when nothing’s left Should have read to be a chemist Isn’t hoarding kind of theft Humanity has woken It’s the only chance we have The Earth is crying, broken And it’s all on your behalf Let’s go - nowhere Let’s be - no-one Let’s do - nothing Corona is the only thing On my mind Corona is the only thing On my mind
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Juka Trashy - Anti Candy 06:15
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You’re such a jealous little girl Cause now you’re not the only pearl Use your cunt to gain control Sorry babe that’s not how I roll Anti Candy Get Lost Anti Candy A Joke on Coke Anti Candy Emma Laughs Anti Candy Tries to Lick some Arse You make a promise that you can’t keep Obtain your power by where you sleep Your music sucks it’s word on street Give up luv get a cleaner sheet Anti Candy Get Lost Anti Candy A Joke on Coke Anti Candy Emma Laughs Anti Candy Tries to Lick some Arse I almost fell for the same old trick But sweetheart you ain’t such a lick When no one wants another shag You lie at home waiting on your back Anti Candy Get Lost Anti Candy A Joke on Coke Anti Candy Emma Laughs Anti Candy Tries to Lick some Arse You burn your bridge with your powerplay Don’t want you here just stay away You think I’m old and you think I’m numb You ain’t seen nothing my sugar lump Anti Candy Get Lost Anti Candy A Joke on Coke Anti Candy Emma Laughs Anti Candy Tries to Lick some Arse Emma Laughs Anti Candy A Joke on Coke Anti Candy Tries to lick some Arse Get Lost Anti Candy Get Lost Anti Candy A Joke on Coke Anti Candy Emma Laughs Anti Candy Tries to Lick some Arse Anti Candy Anti Candy Anti Candy... Anti Candy Get Lost Anti Candy A Joke on Coke Anti Candy Emma Laughs Anti Candy Tries to Lick some Arse
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Lady Petit - Who is Your Prison 05:38
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Chorus: Who were you then Who shall you be Who is your prison Who set you free Verse Vigilantes walk the streets While others dance to beats Lives are broken children born Don’t say I didn’t warn Roaring twenties once again Make love to Mary Jane No tomorrow days are lost Exist at any cost Some survivors fight the peace In fear of the disease Speculators will exploit That we have been destroyed
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Lady Petit - Zero Spring 04:16
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Zero spring Such tender fling Zero touch It changed so much ZERO THREE TWENTY SIX Locked up behind the bricks Virus another five Pandemic my morning ride ZERO THREE EIGHTEEN NOW Decision we must say ciao Deadly and in control Tomorrow police patrol Zero spring Such tender fling Zero touch It changed so much ZERO THREE ZERO FOUR We both know we wanted more Final good morning kiss Such endless and sunny bliss ZERO TWO TWENTY FIVE A night and a laughing high Lying in sheets at dawn No news about Milan Zero spring Such tender fling Zero touch It changed so much Zero spring Such tender fling Zero touch It changed so much ZERO TWO TEN AT START With music an open heart Normal night random day Two dots perhaps a ray ZERO THREE TWENTY EIGHT Closing another gate Time is a fairytale We hide in an empty jail Spring - Fling - Touch - Much Zero spring Such tender fling Zero touch It changed so much

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Juka Trashy & Lady Petit: “34 m2 of Fun” split EP out May 29th 2020
Two Alter Egos - One EP
“34m2 of Fun” is a contemporary musical
statement that proves the Danish underground has no lack of cool and socio-critical women made of pure madness and rock’n’roll. It was written, recorded, produced and mixed in a makeshift home studio apartment in Denmark during voluntary corona quarantine from mid-March to end-April 2020.
With her dark humor, whining guitars and intense vocals, Juka Trashy is back on track. She’s punk, rock’n’roll and a good dose of surf. Juka is a diehard Ramones fan with ethereal and plaintive vocals reminding many of the legendary Kim Deal and Cat Power.
Lady Petit arose after eight years of hibernation somewhere amid corona boredom and isolation. She hovers somewhere between art and psychiatry, and with her eclectic approach to music she is best described as a female and contemporary counterpart to art-punk.
Songs about the Corona Crisis
Juka Trashy’s “Pandemic Punk” is a punk rock commentary that speaks to the isolation and insecurity that swelled during the first few days of the covid19 quarantine. On the avant-garde piano-track “Who is Your Prison”, Lady Petit raises the question who our prisons really are when we go into quarantine. On the acoustic and melancholic “Zero Spring” she experiments with various types of percussion and background noise. The lyrics revolve around all the spring romances that died out during quarantine, and the breathy vocals have been compared to Björk.
Gender, Bands and Sexuality
“Anti Candy” exists at another end of the spectrum where Juka Trashy creates a sound that sends thoughts in the direction of Sonic Youth. With noisy guitars and provocative lyrics, she chastises the women who divide and conquer bands and musical environments with sex and intrigue. “I aint no Lollipop” is a punk rock track to all the men who think they can do whatever they want just because they think you’re hot, and is reminiscent of L7’s Shitlist and Nancy Sinatras These Boots Are Made For Walking”.

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released May 29, 2020

Artist, composer, producer, mixer: Juka Trashy & Lady Petit
Mastering engineer: Pete Maher

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Juka Trashy Aarhus, Denmark

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Juka Trashy: lo-fi rock with a dash of surf

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